4" Boobie Cactus

Boobie Cactus
This cheeky cactus earns its nickname from the rounded, lumpy shapes along its stems—resembling, well, you guessed it. Aside from the laughs it brings, this cultivar of Myrtillocactus geometrizans is a true collector’s item with its slow growth, sculptural form, and unique blue-green color. A fun, low-maintenance conversation piece.

Care Tips:
☀️ Light: Full sun to bright, direct indoor light
💧 Water: Let soil dry completely between waterings—less in winter
🌫 Humidity: Prefers dry air; no extra humidity needed
🐾 Pet Friendly: ⚠️ Use Caution – non-toxic, but spines can be sharp

Fun Fact: Though it’s often called “Boobie Cactus,” this plant is a rare monstrose mutation of a common species—making each one uniquely shaped and a bit unpredictable.