4" Boobie Cactus

Boobie Cactus (Myrtillocactus geometrizans ‘Fukurokuryuzinboku’)

Boobie Cactus is a famously quirky and playful cactus known for its rounded, breast-like bumps that line its upright, blue-green columns. Its unusual form makes it an instant conversation piece and a favorite among collectors who love novelty plants with personality. Despite its humorous appearance, this cactus has a clean, sculptural look that fits surprisingly well in modern and minimalist spaces.

Slow-growing and drought-tolerant, Boobie Cactus is very low maintenance and perfect for bright, sunny windows.

Care Tips:
☀️ Light: Bright light to full sun; a sunny window is ideal
💧 Water: Water sparingly; allow soil to dry out completely between waterings
🌫 Humidity: Prefers low humidity
❄️ Temperature: Thrives in warm temps (65–90°F); keep above 50°F
🐾 Pet Friendly: Yes

Fun Fact:
The cultivar name Fukurokuryuzinboku loosely translates to “breast-shaped dragon god tree,” which fully explains the look 🌵✨